AS MOMS (AND DADS) OF TODDLERS, WE’RE BOUND TO FIND OURSELVES IN SITUATIONS THAT TEST OUR PATIENCE AND MAKE US BLUSH!
Text Vanessa Papas
Being the parent of a toddler is an adventure filled with laughter, love, and some rather unpredictable moments. Toddlers have an uncanny ability to put us in the most unexpected situations, from temper tantrums in public to candid comments that can leave us red‑faced.
We explore 10 real-life situations you may encounter (or have already) with your toddler and share some handy tips on handling them with grace and humour.
1 The toddler tornado (aka, public temper tantrum)
Number one on our list is the public temper tantrum. If there is one thing that unites guardians of toddlers worldwide, it’s the meltdown of the century worthy of an Oscar nomination. It usually pans out in a familiar sequence. You’re standing in the checkout line at the grocery store, and your little one decides it’s the perfect time for a drama-llama moment of epic proportions. The screams reverberate through the store as your toddler lies on the floor, kicking and flailing their arms. The eyes of fellow shoppers are upon you, and you feel embarrassment wash over you. Take a deep breath, remember that it happens to the best of us, and stay calm. Try distracting your toddler with a favourite toy or snack or engage them in a game to shift their focus. If all else fails, simply pick them up, offer a reassuring cuddle, and remember that this too shall pass.
2 The impromptu potty emergency
Often nature’s call strikes at the most inconvenient times, and when you’re nowhere near a restroom, it can feel like a parenting nightmare. If your toddler has recently transitioned out of nappies, this situation will sound all too familiar. Your toddler announces, with urgency in their voice, that they need to go potty (despite having gone to the potty seven times before leaving home). Panic sets in as you scan the area for any signs of relief. What is one to do? In this case, being properly prepared can be a lifesaver.
While it may raise some eyebrows, carrying a portable potty in the boot of your car could be the answer. If not, a pair of disposable pull-ups work just as well. When all else fails, discreetly find a safe spot to answer nature’s call.
3 The It’s Too Late potty emergency
This next one is a continuation of the impromptu potty emergency but aptly named, “Oops, Mommy, I’ve made a doo-doo”. Stay zen if your tot has already unleashed their bodily functions in the middle of aisle five. Immediately locate the nearest restroom. Once inside, clean your toddler thoroughly using wipes and dress them in fresh clothes (this is where a well-kitted nappy bag is crucial). Apologise to any staff or nearby individuals who may have been affected and offer to help clean the mess.
4 The embarrassing comment
Toddlers have a knack for saying exactly what’s on their minds, even if it’s not socially appropriate. You’re waiting in line at the post office when your toddler loudly asks, “Mommy, why is that lady so fat?” The silence that follows feels like an eternity as everyone turns their attention towards you. In this case, it’s best to respond with honesty and kindness. Explain that everyone is different, and we should always be respectful and considerate of others’ feelings. Apologise if necessary and use the moment as a teaching opportunity.
5 The endless questions
You’re sitting in a doctor’s waiting room, and your toddler bombards you with question after question, each one more random than the last. Embrace their curiosity and encourage their love for learning by patiently answering their queries or engaging them in age-appropriate conversations. Who knows, you might learn something new too!
6 The big bite
Have you ever found yourself in the sticky situation of your child sinking their little teeth into another unsuspecting playmate? Biting is a common phase many toddlers go through, and there are ways to handle it without the police involved! Firstly, calmly separate the two tiny terrors and address the situation with a gentle tone. Apologise to the other child’s parent, ensuring them that you’re aware of the behaviour and are taking steps to correct it. Then, talk to your little nipper, explaining that biting hurts and it’s not a nice way to express themselves. Most often, as kids develop better communication skills and empathy, the biting phase fades away.
7 The unwanted mealtime surprises
You’ve finally braved dining out with your toddler, only to have them declare their newfound love for fine dining by dumping their plate on the floor. The peas roll across the restaurant, and mashed potatoes become modern art on the walls. It’s a sight that would make any parent cringe. Take a deep breath and calmly remind them of table manners. Leaving a generous tip for your waitress often helps soften the blow.
8 The wardrobe malfunction
Toddlers love asserting their independence, even when it comes to fashion choices. You’re all set to go, and suddenly your little one insists on wearing a superhero cape over their princess dress or mismatched socks. Remind yourself that fashion rules can be flexible. Embrace their individuality and go with the flow!
9 Sticky fingers
Your little whirlwind of excitement manages to accidentally topple a display of intricately crafted, one-of-a-kind crystal unicorns in a fancy boutique. As you stand wide-eyed, staring at the shattered unicorn pieces, take a moment to compose. Approach the store staff with a sheepish grin and offer to pay for the damage.
10 Touchy feely
No need to worry, stress, or feel embarrassed if your child explores their nether region in public. Reacting negatively can make them more curious and cause unnecessary shame. If you suspect they may need to use the bathroom, ask them. If not, try diverting their attention with something interesting or letting them play on your cellphone for a few minutes. If the behaviour continues, simply look away – others will understand. Teach your little one about “public” and “private” boundaries. Offer gentle reminders if they touch themselves in public and praise them for waiting until they’re at home. If their self-exploration becomes excessive, discussing it with your paediatrician may be helpful, as stress could be a contributing factor.
